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Posted on 24th Apr at 4:12 AM, with 19 notes
crafts4geeks:

Learn how to make this geeky Companion Cube card for the nerd you love with this tutorial!
Make sure your loved one knows you are there companion. The Cwafty Blog tells you how.
Companion Cube Card
Submitted and created by cwaftycreations
-Crafts4Geeks

crafts4geeks:

Learn how to make this geeky Companion Cube card for the nerd you love with this tutorial!

Make sure your loved one knows you are there companion. The Cwafty Blog tells you how.

Companion Cube Card

Submitted and created by cwaftycreations

-Crafts4Geeks

Posted on 24th Apr at 3:06 AM, with 124,022 notes
kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
Posted on 24th Apr at 3:03 AM, with 9,326 notes

oelm:

Garnet’s the strongest gem.  Don’t forget it.

Posted on 24th Apr at 3:00 AM, with 14,617 notes

andrewbelami:

Perez Hilton is estimated to lose 34,230 twitter followers within the next 30 days based on his average loss rate per day and that’s why I believe in God

Posted on 24th Apr at 2:43 AM, with 106,017 notes

caseyanthonyofficial:

becuzbacon:

onlylolgifs:

He used the wrong

HE USED THE WRONGGGGGG HANNDDDDDD

Faces of death

Posted on 24th Apr at 2:32 AM, with 17 notes
Anonymous asked: Aye sexy, are you a bottom?

youcantroamwithoutcaesar:

Omg go outside or something and stop worrying about niggas you will never have

Posted on 24th Apr at 12:48 AM, with 36,229 notes

thewritewire:

10 Words That You’ve Probably Been Misusing

1) Travesty

What you may think it means: a tragedy, an unfortunate event

What it actually means: a mockery; a parody

This one, I’ll admit, is my own personal error. For the longest time, I equated travesty with tragedy, mostly because in passing, they sound like the same word. It’s stupid, I know, but if you knew how many times I confused fetal position with beetle position, you wouldn’t be laughing. It’s a serious problem.

2) Ironic

What you may think it means: a funny coincidence

What it actually means: contrary to what you might expect

It’s not ironic that you bumped into a talking turtle in a sweater vest right after you told your friend how cool it would be to bump into a talking turtle in a sweater vest. It’s a coincidence, and believe it or not, those two words are not related. Also, you should probably lay off the drugs because I’m pretty sure animals shouldn’t be talking.

3) Peruse

What you may think it means: to skim or glance over something

What it actually means: to review something carefully/in-depth

How this definition got completely turned on its head, I’ll never know, but I’ll be sure never to say “I’m going to go peruse my math textbook” ever again, just in case someone overhears and tries to hold me to it under the real meaning.

4) Bemused

What you may think it means: amused

What it actually means: confused

Again, with the whole “words sounding alike” issue. I’m starting to think I just need hearing aids. This is getting out of hand.

5) Compelled

What you may think it means: to willingly do something, to feel like you need to do something

What it actually means: to be forced to do something (willingly or unwillingly)

The word you’re looking for is “impelled.” I agree, it doesn’t get enough attention.

6) Nauseous

What you may think it means: to feel sick

What it actually means: to cause nausea

When you eat too much ice cream and declare to your mom or the nearest adult, “I feel nauseous,” what you’re actually saying is that you are causing people around you to feel sick. Thanks, jerk. (For the record, “I’m nauseated” is the way to go.)

7) Conversate

What you may think it means: to hold a conversation

What it actually means: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

This word is a mix of conversation and converse, and doesn’t actually exist, like unicorns or YOUR DREAMS. (I’m kidding. Unicorns are totally real.)

8) Redundant

What you may think it means: repetitive

What it actually means: superfluous, able to be cut out

“Including this sentence is redundant because you already mentioned your love of Santa Claus in the previous paragraph.” This has always been my exposure to the word redundant, so it only makes sense that I would think repetitive was correct. I can’t be the only one? Right? RIGHT?

9) Enormity

What you may think it means: enormousness

What it actually means: extreme evil

I don’t know where the “extreme evil” thing came from (probably the Devil) but enormity makes more sense as enormousness in my mind.

10) Terrific

What you may think it means: awesome, fantastic

What it actually means: causing terror

Okay, so “causing terror” is more of an outdated definition but I still thought it was interesting. Maybe keep this fun fact in the back of your mind the next time you call your favorite camper, “Terrific Tommy,” because technically, a few decades ago, that might have been an insult. Unless instead of a camper, he’s a serial killer. In that case, go for it.

Info via DailyWritingTips.com, Cracked.com, and WriteItSideways.com. Image via GinnyTonkin.com.

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